The Olympics have once again returned to televisions everywhere, which means that even the athletically challenged (like me) are tuning in to watch sweaty guys with rippling muscles jump hurtles.

My dad was hanging out watching sports in the kitchen when I came in looking for some chocolate chip cookies. I take a look over at the tv and go "Wow! That guy is cute!"

And my dad turns around and responds, "I'm watching Little League Baseball."

Cold shower time!