Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Jingle Jingle

Alright, kids. I know what I want for Christmas. (You know, like, aside from Chinese children and a smaller ass and other such things you just can't send through overnight express.)

And it's not a blow-up doll!

I'm thinking matte print, 18x24 inch. $47. A couple of you could team up and be like, "Alright, we can stop trying to harvest organs now." If you love me, you will do this for me. I have wanted this as a print since I first saw it on deviantart and realized that I was the only human on the face of the earth who actually got it. (Which is a strange thought.) Besides, it would go so well with the Ikea look that I am trying to do with my room as soon as someone fixes our roof and my walls stop collapsing in on themselves.

Ready. Set. GO!

(I hope you know that I am seriously expecting this, by the way. If Christmas comes and this is not hanging on my wall, I will have a nice wreath of abdominal organs to hang up instead.)

christopher @ 6:04 PM